Williams Sonoma sells handmade marshmallows. These are not "regular" marshmallows. They are vastly superior to the kind you get in a bag at the supermarket. They are so good they will make you hate all other marshmallows, past and future, and wish that you had never seen a jar of "Fluff."
What's on TV at 3 or 4am. (Family Guy, ATHF, Green Acres, Godzilla's Revenge...)
There is such a thing as "anime porn" (it's just what it sounds like and no, I won't be linking to any). Gross.
What Flavor Flav likes in a woman. I'm never going to get back those hours wasted in front of VH-1 "CelebReality" shows. Again, gross.
That fans of Clay Aiken are called "Claymates" and they get really (really) angry if anyone suggests he might be gay.
The soullessness of The Real World. Before Real World San Francisco, the only Puck I'd ever heard of was Robin Goodfellow (from A Midsummer Night's Dream) because it was also my mom's dog's name.
What Britney's cookie looks like. Damn the Internet and its poorly identified click-through links! Super grande gross.
Please join me in a moment of silence for my lost innocence.