I'll take "Rhymes with Cat" for five hundred, Alex...
It’s hard to admit that one of my guilty pleasures is celebrity gossip. I buy an issue of People every now and then, surreptitiously read the Enquirer or Star in the checkout line of the supermarket, and have been known to let E! suck up countless hours of my time on a weekend.
Shameful declarations aside, I would give up my Entertainment Weekly to see Britney Spears and Paris Hilton in a boxing ring together…or a “Skank Smackdown” cage match. I think we all know the scrappy Mrs. Federline would kick Paris’s scrawny ass.
Better yet, how about a battle of wits? They could go head-to-head on a Celebrity Jeopardy Special (Trebek can take the night off and let Ryan Seacrest host). The categories could be “Popular Truckstops,” “STDs,” “That Ain’t Grammar,” “Drunk or Stupid?” and “What’s That Smell?”